A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Franklin Jones
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Dave Barry
You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hop
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Jerry Seinfeld
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Unknown
Look at life through the wndshield,not the rear-view mirror
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
People know you for what you've done,not for what you plan to do
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Earl Wilson
I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning
unknown
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Don't judge me by my past.Idon't live there anymore.
unknown
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
Franklin Jones
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Dave Barry
You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hop
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Jerry Seinfeld
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Unknown
Look at life through the wndshield,not the rear-view mirror
unknown
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
People know you for what you've done,not for what you plan to do
unknown
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Earl Wilson
I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning
unknown
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Don't judge me by my past.Idon't live there anymore.
unknown
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
